Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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