- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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