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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

I literally died laughing

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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