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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I literally died laughing

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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