- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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