- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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