- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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