- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock. Its open.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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