So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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