Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Anti Joke

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