- Anti Joke

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

You bumder!

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home