An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Camerons hair is Curly..

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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