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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

knock knock go away!!!

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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