I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Black people stink of shite!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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