- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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