What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Black People

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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