YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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