- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call two dog? dogs

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