- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Face...the other white meat!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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