Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Double-whammy

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