Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

how do you win a game try your best

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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