- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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