- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Faithful men.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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