why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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