- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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