Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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