Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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