- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

womans having rights.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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