Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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gay pom...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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