- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

haha black people :D

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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