What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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I literally died laughing

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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No antijoke here.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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