- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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