- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Stephen Hawking

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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