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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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