- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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