- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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