Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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