- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How old are you? 7

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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