Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Guest what in the butt

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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