- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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