- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

roses are red violets should be purple

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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