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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

bangers and mash?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Please don't shoot me

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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