- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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