How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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