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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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