- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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