The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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