Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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