Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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WNBA

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Smelly Indians.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Leave. Now.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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