What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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womans having rights.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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