What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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