- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Actually it was me Josh brown

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

The holocaust

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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