- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A black man walks out of a police station

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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