Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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