- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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