A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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