- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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