- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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