- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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