- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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