A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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