How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What is black and has no education A tire.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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