Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Anti Joke

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