- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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