- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Tim likes girls

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

read this sentence again.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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