- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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