"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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