- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Justin Bieber.

Your mom.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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