Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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