A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A black man walks out of a police station

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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