- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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