- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Hail Hitler

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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