Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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quantum physics?

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Good afternoon.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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