- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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