- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Flowers are colors Love me

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Katy Perry

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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