- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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