- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Poop

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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