Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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