what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Women's rights.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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