- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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