why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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