y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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9/11

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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