- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

quantum physics?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Equal rights!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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