You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

alex is cool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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