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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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