- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Communism hehe xd

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

read this sentence again.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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