- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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